THE SIRENS OF SIN: BI-HARD, STRIPPY KI-YAY

The ultimate Christmas movie finally gets treated right. High above the twinkling lights, a titillating team led by Hans Boober has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war on (Christmas). One brawny babe, who just happens to be a NY detective, has managed to escape and teams up with an off-duty cop, ready to make the days merry and bright once again. Who will be stripped of their power? And will the big city business ladies successfully pitch this as a Christmas movie to save the orphans? Get ready to Bi-Hard.